Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

Face Dressing by Avizzlery September 11, 2009

Facepressing 

Using Facebook to make yourself seem cooler than you actually are in real life as a means to impress. A person may facepress through:
-Statuses that exist purely for self glorification
-Comments designed to make he or she seem smart and/or hip/horny
-Pictures of them doing cool activities with friends (possibly staged for maximum coolness)
-Quizzes that tell you what female body part he or she is to show that he or she is comfortable with the human body, and is funny in a cute way.

John Smith is: Just got done working out at 24. Time to get ready for work 7 to close! come see me! Then gotta study for BioChem! Gotta be dedicated, to be the best. Impossible is nothing. Just do it.

John Smith's facepressing is second to few.

Facepressing by Mastacoolman666 March 27, 2011