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Face Docking 

1. The act of a person or animal vomiting into the mouth or nose of another person or animal, the recipient of which then returns the vomit they just received back into the donor mouth, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.

A varient of this exists that uses fecal matter in exactly the same way.
"Hey, man, did you see how Sevac's mom face docked with his dad last night, it was wicked sick dog, I threw up myself." Face Docking is a sexual practice.
Face Docking by Zeure April 13, 2010

Facecocking 

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.
An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."
Facecocking by Borax500 August 10, 2012

Facemocking 

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.
FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?
Facemocking by Shinebert August 24, 2010

facedicking 

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.
"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.
facedicking by facedicker December 9, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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