Face Docking

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.

I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".

by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013

Face Docking

1. The act of a person or animal vomiting into the mouth or nose of another person or animal, the recipient of which then returns the vomit they just received back into the donor mouth, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.

A varient of this exists that uses fecal matter in exactly the same way.

"Hey, man, did you see how Sevac's mom face docked with his dad last night, it was wicked sick dog, I threw up myself." Face Docking is a sexual practice.

by Zeure April 13, 2010

Facecocking

The unnecessary use of social media when a private message is more appropriate - usually with the intent of indirectly showing off.

An example of Facecocking as written on someone's facebook wall:

"Hey girlfriend - I'm in a cab in New York right now. Meet me outside the club in five minutes."

"Hey dude can I borrow your bike? I'm going to ride across the country tomorrow. It's going to be rad."

by Borax500 August 10, 2012

Facemocking

Mocking Facebook Users' posts that are intended to be serious. Usually applied to users who continuously post self-absorbed messages or seek attention or pity.

FB User: Ugh. I'm getting a migraine again.

Facemocking reply: Maybe you should pull yourself away from your computer for 5 minutes.

OR

Facemocking reply: Are you sure it's not vaginitis?

by Shinebert August 24, 2010

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008