Fabriburn 

1. When standing close to a heat source, e.g. a bar heater, the fabric on your clothes gets really hot but, due to the air gap between your body and your clothes, you don't feel the full impact of how hot things are getting until the fabric touches your skin.

2. When standing close to a heat source, e.g. a bar heater, the fabric on your clothes gets really hot and starts to get that smell about it like ironed clothes.

1. OOWWW SHIT!! I just got fabriburned...

2. "sniff, sniff", hmm, what's that smell, aawww crap, fabriburned again, I am such a heater hog.

Fabriburn by Mr Foia June 16, 2007

flying fairburn 

When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes

Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairburn on that hot chick last night!

flying fairburn by Primal-G February 21, 2005

Fartburn 

A feeling one gets when they pass gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.

The hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!

Fartburn by TheJockster May 25, 2008

FartBurn 

A tangy acidic burn felt on the opening of ones anus the moment before letting out a ripper. A warning that what was thought to be a fart was anctually a pressurized diarrheal discharge

I cocked my leg to let one go, but I felt a kiss of Fartburn, and realized I had to find a toilet STAT!

FartBurn by Thedude78 July 7, 2019

fartburn 

The burning sensation one feels in their rectum after having been flatulent the entire day.

Navin: Oh man, I had Taco Bell all day yesterday, and now I have fartburn.

fartburn by avaron November 2, 2006

fartburn 

Food that makes you fart or have farts that leave a burning sensation.

That jumbo beef burrito gave me fartburn.

fartburn by nephew96 July 21, 2011

Fairburn Nap 

rubbin the one eyed snake, Milking the cow, spanking the monkey, spilling the milk, shaking hands with zues, jacking off, whacking the whale, chokeing the chicken, masturbation

I took a fairburn nap today

Fairburn Nap by Primal-G March 4, 2005