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1. A word used to describe a state of mind of a person who has 'lost the plot' and is unsure what is really going on in the world anymore. Rather like Baffoon!

2. The new word for sex. fabboon - sounds like scamoon, which sounds like harpoon which sounds like cartoon which begins with the same letter as canoodle = sexualness!!!

3. The brokendown dictionary definition:
fab = fabulous
boon= something to be thankfull for
1. You absolute fabboon!

2. im off to have fabboon...fancy some fabboon with me...haven't had fabboon in ages...fabboon, fabboon, fabboon....oh my absolute god of the hellfireness theres someone fabbooning in my kitchen!!!
Fabboon by Burgatroyd April 24, 2009
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Faboonacci 

Praise Faboonacci!
Faboonacci by Psycho Tony July 27, 2020
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You look like a faboon!
faboon by maybull July 25, 2016

Fablooning

The act in which an uncircumcised man has his foreskin shut with super glue, then urinates and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon (known as a "fabloon") with his foreskin.
Uncle Jimmy picked up some superglue, it's fablooning time!

Uncle Jimmy popped my fabloon with a hammer!
Fablooning by UncleJimmysNephew April 23, 2024
The act in which an uncircumcised man seals his foreskin shut with super glue, then pees and/or ejaculates, creating a balloon with his foreskin.
My fabloon just popped!
Fabloon by UncleJimmysNephew June 24, 2024
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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