FTAFU

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Fuck this and fuck you mostly used in texting.

Guy:Hey are you still going to the movies?
Girl:What are you talking about?
Guy:You told me that you were going to the movies and that i could come remember?
Girl:No! Stop Being a Retard!
Guy FTAFU I dont need your bipolar shit!

FTAFU by imakrayziemunkie September 13, 2009

Fafu

Fucking Andy's Fucked Up.

A time Andy does something wrong, whether its catastrophic or just plain stupid.

Jim: Andy's forgotten to deliver a pump clip to Insert Pub Name.
Simon: FAFU

Sheik Yamani: It said take the stillage in the diary Andy!!
Andy: I'ved Fafu'd boys.

Fafu by Moipyna June 9, 2018

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fafugly

fat and fucking ugly

Your sister is fugly, and your girlfriend is fafugly!

fafugly by freedom boy June 12, 2009

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Fafuh

Shortened name for fat-fuck. Is someone who is really annoying, FAT, ugly, and will never get any girls in his life.

Wow Nico you have not done anything with yourself you fafuh.

Fafuh by TheMessanator June 19, 2013

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Ftau

„Ftau“ bedeutet sowas wie unlustig/dumm/kacke/blöd/Opfer und wird im negativen sinne gegenüber einer Person benutzt.

Das Wort hat seinen Ursprung in Bochum, Querenburg und kam ca. 2014 zum ersten mal in Umlauf.

„Du bist richtig Ftau“

„Hey, hast du gehört was der Lehrer gemacht hat?“
„Ja, ich find das sehr Ftau“

Ftau by lil_proper October 30, 2020

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Fafuffnick

When you are taking a shit and your poop submerges into the water and the water splashes into your butt hole causing great discomfort.

Damn foo I just took a dump and had a major fafuffnick attack so now my butt hole is drip-drop wet!

Fafuffnick by D'metrius Fagg January 15, 2006

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Fatfuckinator

Any large burger containing multiple beef patties, bacon strips, and excessive amounts of cheese, ie, Wendy's Baconator, Burger King's Triple Stacker, Rally's/Checkers' Double Big Buford, and pretty much any Hardees Burger. Guaranteed to make you a FAT FUCK, hence the name!

Hey bro, how about a Fatfuckinator? No? Really man? Ok bro, that's cool.

Fatfuckinator by Roland Daggett November 10, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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