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Acronym for first lady I would fuck. Also, it can mean it's literal meaning that you would fuck the first lady you would see in a room.
Bob: Michelle Obama is a fliwf!
John: Amen

Or
Bob: I hope Jane is the fliwf.
Jane: Eww! Gross! I am right here!
Bob: Sorry.
FLIWF by jjjfhvshugsduhgufsdhugfus December 23, 2010
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FlipFlop The Clown 

A clown with an extreme foot fetish. He has a song called "Feet On My Face" that became an instant hit amongst both the juggalo & fetish community. FlipFlop The Clown Travels the country sucking toes!
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Flixflammer 

A person who starts watching a Netflix series with a friend, housemate or partner but secretly skips ahead to future episodes on their own.
Amy and I have been watching the new Netflix series together. I found out last night she’s skipped ahead and watched three episodes without me. She’s such a Flixflammer.
Flixflammer by d_mountain_goat September 2, 2020
Slang term for money, especially money cast about in a casual manner, such as when buying rounds of drinks for people you don't know or even dislike, just to make yourself feel like the life of the party.

Seems to have been invented by comic genious brad neely.
"Professor Brother was the life of the science department's big Oppenheimer piñata party. That is, until the fliff throwing came to an abrupt end."

"A true Patriarch knows how to rock out with his fliff out."
Fliff by Patriarch917 June 20, 2007

flipface 

flipface is the same meaning as fuckface but is non vulgar when you want to insult someone without profanity and maintain your good manners
my teacher scolded me in front of the whole class this morning what a flipface biotch
flipface by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

flipfuck 

When two gay males take turns being the top in anal sex in one session.
He was always down to flipfuck, until one of us came, or we ran out of condoms.
flipfuck by Gearge August 28, 2007

flipflopper 

a person makes up their mind but then decides on something else
person 1- "i'll have the purple one", actually i'll have the other one"

person 2 -" what a flipflopper"

flipflopper by emmity September 16, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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