FLAKHA

Named after the drug flakka; FLAKHA is a music label full of drug addicts, womanizers and boozers. From petty theft to organized cons and home invasion, members are the lowest of the low. Also an acronym “F**k LA Kill Him Again” the brand hides none of its crusty and musty nature. At FLAKHA random women are often coming through to get their ass eaten and Eiffel towered as it is a group a sexual deviants at heart. Heavily influenced by Pimp culture and trappers,business always come first! Music is business. With backgrounds in toe licking ,blow sniffing, and hoe getting, anything is possible for the young brand. Gone off the percs an xans the founder often refers to himself as “numb” or simply “out of fucks.”

Everyone at FLAKHA was wilding the other night, heard the cops was chasing folks around looking for them.

by CringeyJ November 10, 2018

Flathair

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.

Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?

by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021

flashaholic

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.

Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!

by Telephony January 13, 2011

Flakass

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.

Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”

by A human I guess August 28, 2022

flakka

A name created to try and push the drug a-PVP onto the streets, a strong stimulant with effects said to comparable to a cross of meth and coke. Much like MDPV. Currently bulk synthed in China and imported.
You can eat it, snort it, rub it on your gums, smoke it in a meth pipe, inject into a cock vein and also booty shoot it.
Incredibly potent, dangerously cheap and more addictive than meth. So have fun kids :)

Quote from a user on the website/forum shroomery.org "vaping alpha-pvp (flakka) almost made me ejaculate"

by drug fucked cunt April 28, 2015

Flashay

To be flashy or flossy with class.

"Yo, you see dude jump out that Jag wit the Armani suit rockin the iced out Rolex and diamond cuff links? He was flashay til his last day!"

by Y.R. January 3, 2008

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010