FCOTUT

An Acronym for: “Frances Chance Of Turning Up Tomorrow”. Named after a girl who never turns up to work, and pulls a sickie at least once a week.

Me : FCOTUT possibility currently at 80%
Boss : Shit, so another week without working being done.

FCOTUT by DrSnow April 19, 2005

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fotuto

Term used as a cudgel to silence and dismiss those who express political opinions different to the speaker's. Its use is especially popular in the Puerto Rican twittersphere to label vocal sympathizers of a political party that the speaker dislikes.

Ya vienen por ahi los fotutos a defender lo indefendible.

fotuto by el buho October 19, 2013

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Fotuto

1. Wind instrument which produces a prolonged and loud sound similar to that of a trumpet or shell.

2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.

Ese fotuto no vale un chavo, que se vaya con su esposa y sus hijos pa' Estados Unidos.

Fotuto by Loco Como Cabra October 15, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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