(F)lappy (C)unt (L)ips
Those 'wing like' structures attached to the vagina of most porn models you see these days. Believed to be stretching from too much sex or playing with themselves.
The FCL on that chick gives new meaning to stretch marks!
Who said butterfly? That FCL looks like a bald eagle!
Basically a person whos being a real bitch, and needs a stream of profanity directed towards them before they can realize how fucking soft they're acting
Danny: Cmon Rolf, lets go get some beers and watch the basketball game
Rolf: I can't, I need to consume less calories so I can stay in shape
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*