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Eyebloc is a product that consumers can place over their webcam to prevent hackers and the government from spying on them. They should create a product for cell phones and smart television sets.
Person #1 Did you hear about Eyebloc on "Shark Tank?"
Person #2 Yes, it can keep my private life a secret to hackers and the government.
Eyebloc by Privacy Advocate January 13, 2014
Words you can keep

eyeblech 

While eyebleach is something nice to forget smtn disturbing, eyeblech is disturbing

r/eyeblech 

If you want to have a bad time, or if you misspelled r/eyebleach, this is the place for you!
Max: Sam, did you see what is happening in r/eyeblech? Sam: No, let me see what it's about!
Max: Aww what the fuck is going on in here.
r/eyeblech by Educated Mouse May 10, 2021

r/eyeblech 

The most horrifying subreddit you'll ever fucking see. Includes goatse, tubgirl, mutilation, accidents, etc. Also used in bait.
Guy 1: I just visited r/eyeblech! It's really cute.
Guy 2 & Lua: No fuck off, that is a shock site.
r/eyeblech by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022

eyebrocolli 

A term used for somebody unattractive or ugly

(i.e opposite of eye candy)
Person 1: Hey man, check out that chick over there!
Person 2: Yuck... She's some eyebrocolli!
eyebrocolli by tay:-) April 2, 2016

Eyebrocced 

When you are so ugly you make the entire room feel ugly; You are eye broccoli
He walked in to my apartment and completely eyebrocced the place
Eyebrocced by Ramseycanparty May 29, 2013

r/eyeblech 

A subreddit with lots of wholesome and cute pictures of pets/cute animals to cheer you up during a bad day.
John: Man, I've felt like crap lately.
Dean: It's ok bro, there's a subreddit named r/eyeblech with tons of pictures of cute pets to brighten you up!
John: Thanks, dude!
r/eyeblech by norax November 22, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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