Ewok balls 

When Chewbacca roars at your nuts and they shrivel up into cowardly little hairy Ewok puffs.

Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.

They were Ewok balls.

Ewok balls by Pollup January 14, 2008

Ballsack Ewok 

The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.

(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."

Ballsack Ewok by QOTB November 4, 2013