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Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
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Everything is bigger than Texas

A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid
Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!

Later that night...

Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh August 6, 2012
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