The Everybody Wins Rule states that a gay man can give a straight man a blowjob, and it isn't gay, because everybody wins.
"Yeah, Jimmy totally sucked my cock last night. No homo."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."
"Dude, that's fuckin' gay."
"No, it's the Everybody Wins Rule."
by ErryoneWins February 29, 2012