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loves me for me
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me

makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here
Evan(: someone confident, knows what he wants & who he wants to be. someone who knows his life goals & ambitions, & works hard to get where to get there. someone funny, chill, caring, sweet. knows what's okay to do & what's not okay to do: meaning he knows where the limits are to whatever (play fights, etc.) & knows to never cross those limits. someone who doesn't lash out with anger so much that they have to use they're fists. someone who I can have a million of adventures with. someone who I can just make fun of & will know i'm just kidding & doesn't take it to heart. i don't want a perfect relationship; i need a couple of fights:) . someone who isn't afraid to try new things, someone honest but not harsh, someone i can have deep and meaningful conversations with. someone i know who will be there when everything goes wrong & all i need is a hug & to hear 'everythings going to be alright' . someone that isn't afraid to say 'that's her' to his guy friends. someone i can trust. someone i can have the time of my life with at home doing nothing.
Evan(: by TEASETORREY January 8, 2012
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Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
Evan is a wonderful friend.
Evan by LazyTaco17 May 17, 2018
Evan is a very nice, caring person. He's literally the best and lots of people love him. I hope that he's somewhere now searching this up and he sees it and making his day.

I love you Evan <3
"I love Evan so much, he's just the straw to my berry"
Evan by ionlyhaveeyesforhimandhimonly December 31, 2017
The guy who slaps you in the testicles for a quick joke.
“You know that kid Evan”
“Yea he slapped my ballsack earlier”
Evan by Big person69 February 29, 2020
Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.
“Oh damn, I wish I was dating an Evan!”
“Fuck, Evans hot.”
“You’re so lucky you’re dating an Evan.”
Evan by IloveEvanCC September 27, 2018
A very silly but smart guy. If you're in pain, he'll make you feel better and forget you were ever in pain with his silly dumb jokes. It might not seem like it but he is very smart. He can be such a big idiot but that's what makes him Evan. Even if you don't want to smile, he will make you smile without even trying. That's how funny he is. He has beautiful dark brown puppy dog eyes and he is adorable but cute. Even though it might not seem like it, he's sweet...sometimes. He the type of guy you will have to always say "stop" to. He can be a little annoying but you can never be mad at him because he's genuinely a good person. He doesn't act annoying or act crazy on purpose, it's who he is. He's a very lovable person and if you get a Evan in your life, he will change it in a good way. He will make you smile every day until your face can't frown anymore. Get yourself an Evan. He's perfectly imperfect in every way possible.
Venus: Leave me alone, Evan. I'm not in the mood.
Evan: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Venus: *chuckles* Shut up. I'm trying to be angry, Mr. Sir.
Evan: Ok, Mrs. Ma'am.
Venus: *laughs* Mrs. Ma'am?

Maddie: He's so adorable. He must be an Evan.

Tayla: I can't with Evan. He's too smart. Every time i give him a riddle, he figures it out like, can I have my moment to shine and leave you qustioning the riddle?
Evan by Jusluvbloo April 12, 2019
Smart guy with beautiful hair. Extremely caring towards others, but never has anyone care for him. Evan is often lonely and and sad, and has trouble finding a girlfriend or significant other. He is an incredibly good friend and wingman. He is often left out when it comes to happiness or love, but enjoys spending his time making others happy.
Look its my friend evan!
Evan by Mathewjordan152 August 19, 2021
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