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Ethan Walker 

guy 1: Ethan Walker is so gay and he has alzheimer's
guy 2: yeah
guy 3: LIGHTBULB
Ethan Walker by FMS_Squidy January 10, 2022

Ethan Walker Gibson 

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.

Ethan wacker 

The hottest mf on the earth. Super ripped and short and lives in nashville and smart and rich and cool
Greg: “have u met Ethan wacker? He’s so rad dude”
Clint “oh I know right!”
Ethan wacker by Simpforethanwacker September 3, 2021