ETA PHI (VIIIV)
A group of girls at Roanoke College that figured that rushing Phi Mu wasn't exciting enough without hazing. They consist of girls who were spoiled through childhood and have sex with anything that carries a lacrosse stick and a bottled (most likely canned) alcoholic beverage.
Unfortunately, most Eta Phi girls are extremely hot. Proceed to one of these girls with caution.
A group of girls at Roanoke College that figured that rushing Phi Mu wasn't exciting enough without hazing. They consist of girls who were spoiled through childhood and have sex with anything that carries a lacrosse stick and a bottled (most likely canned) alcoholic beverage.
Unfortunately, most Eta Phi girls are extremely hot. Proceed to one of these girls with caution.
An example of an Eta Phi's future:
Lacrosse Dude: Ayo dude man, you goin' to Pi Lam tonight?
Lacrosse Dude #2: Yeah man, I'm gonna be all up in an Eta Phi's ass.
Lacrosse Dude: Ahh yeah, I think I want to do the same.
Lacrosse Dude: Ayo dude man, you goin' to Pi Lam tonight?
Lacrosse Dude #2: Yeah man, I'm gonna be all up in an Eta Phi's ass.
Lacrosse Dude: Ahh yeah, I think I want to do the same.
by Pablo Montoya April 21, 2008