Estiality 

Having sexual relations with cakes and/or cake related goods

Pronounced East-tea-al-it-tea

Man #1: "Wanna see some estiality?"

Girl #1: "Whats that?"

Man # 1: "Basically I'll fuck a cake"

Girl #1: "Hey big boy, now you're done with that cake, why don't you come over here and do me?"

Estiality by Emma Turk September 25, 2010

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Extianity 

The act of following an ex on social media *religiously*

Facebook is the main deity of Extianity.

Extianity by Coner smithe January 6, 2017

crypto-bestiality 

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal

person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.

bestiality by Lavafox August 23, 2020

Estralita 

Means Little Star in Spanish. A woman with this name may be called Star. She is often short in stature but has a powerful voice. She loves to dance the night away and have a good time. She is witty, loves to laugh, is very beautiful, and extremely intelligent. Desired by men of all backgrounds. She is a fahionista that paves the way for others to follow. Do not tell her what she cannot do! She will always prove you wrong. She is very independent, sometimes too much. Estralita has her own and doesn't need you for anything. If you are in her life, it's because she wants you there. She usually excels at anything she puts her mind to and will give you all she's got! In her presence you feel safe, warm, and loved...a feeling like no other. She is a shining Star that you will never forget, the woman a man wants to cherish, and the lady you hope to someday be like.

I want to be an Estralita when I grow up...

Estralita by Twinkle, Twinkle, Jr. February 8, 2010

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005