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The most amazing man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, funny, caring, intelligent, and extremely attractive. When you see him, you'll immediately fall head over heels in love with him. When you talk to him, you will turn into a stupid babbling pig that makes up random words out of excitement. He will constantly be on your mind, and the thought of him will make your heart beat faster while skipping a beat at the same time. He will invade all your dreams and then send you the cutest, sweetest text message first thing in the morning, starting your day off with the biggest grin. He will take care of you when your sick, and give you the most comforting hugs when you're sad. He will pick you up in his arms and give you the sweetest kisses that will turn your legs into jello. When he holds your hand, he'll squeeze it three times to say, "I love you." He will make you want to do everything for him, and as much as you'd hate to admit it, your life will revolve around him. When he loves you, you'll know by all the cute, little things that he does for you... and you'll know that you're the luckiest person/kitty/piggy/octopus alive.
I love Ericlan so much.

Ericlan is my life.

Ericlan is so sexy.
Ericlan by emureepiggy October 31, 2011
Words you can keep

Sham-ericans

lemmings who believe the lies and garbage perpetrated by the Faux/Fox news creeps.
cheering for someone who was denied medical...and subsequently died, all the lies told about President Obama...and the twisting of facts in political circles that can be proven to be truth beyond what those Fox people spew. Sham-ericans are not founded in truth and exhibit un-American values.
Sham-ericans by creative soul September 14, 2011

EricVanWilderman 

Bruh I already defined it pls
no EricVanWilderman don't fuck me please
epicland is a country where retards try to be retards and do random stuff that doesn't make sense,and also they say epic alot and stuff
#lunland is apart of epicland,i love epicland,epic
epicland by randomdudeguydude April 1, 2021

Ericmanus 

A stupid fucking moron that follows the internet blindly. Usually associated with driving a broke dick version of a Tesla. Typically unemployed.
That black kid over there looks like an ericmanus driving his used Tesla.
Ericmanus by Chiqlet March 7, 2023

EricVanWilderman 

A disgusting pedophile from the game Geometry Dash. He has been streaming on YT for years despite having a history of grooming little children. Seriously, what other 34 year old teacher plays a game with edgy 11 year olds? Exactly, a pedophile would.
Brooke: so scott, whos your favorite GD youtuber?
Scott Speedster: EricVanWilderman
Brooke: Fuck you Scott Speedster.
EricVanWilderman by Knmagor May 19, 2023

ERICance 

Any type of arrogance that is not a sin

Pride and arrogance is a sin - Pride and Joy is not
Righteous profitable honest boast in self is a form of ERICance, but sometimes it’s completely justified.

“I am the Way, the Truth, and The Life; No one comes to the Father except by me.” -Jesus Christ; John 14:6
ERICance by BlueEyesWhiteBoy January 28, 2024
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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