Enoch Gallogray

The smartest of all the people in the world but he dose not want to admit it and is probably an Asian in disguise but we all still want to kill him because he has an enormous bounty on his head ($1,000,000,000,000,001) because he owns gigachad corp and he know the secret to eternal life and can bend the four elements to his will even though he dose not have Abby abbs because he got them flabby flabs.

Person 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap I’m dead I see Enoch Gallogray in the distance.
Person 2. Well I gonna die either way

Enoch Gallogray by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 26, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

An absolutely ripped dude who is cracked at everything and is smart, having approx 999999999 iq

Oh look it’s Enoch Gallogray might as well give him everything I own

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

Enoch Gallogray is flying gorilla and shrek’s son and is also known as eggnog and hotwok he is the best human being to ever live. He is cracked at everything and is just the best in general

Enoch Gallogray is just too good

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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