Enoch Gallogray

The smartest of all the people in the world but he dose not want to admit it and is probably an Asian in disguise but we all still want to kill him because he has an enormous bounty on his head ($1,000,000,000,000,001) because he owns gigachad corp and he know the secret to eternal life and can bend the four elements to his will even though he dose not have Abby abbs because he got them flabby flabs.

Person 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap I’m dead I see Enoch Gallogray in the distance.
Person 2. Well I gonna die either way

Enoch Gallogray by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 26, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

An absolutely ripped dude who is cracked at everything and is smart, having approx 999999999 iq

Oh look it’s Enoch Gallogray might as well give him everything I own

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

Enoch Gallogray is flying gorilla and shrek’s son and is also known as eggnog and hotwok he is the best human being to ever live. He is cracked at everything and is just the best in general

Enoch Gallogray is just too good

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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