Enoch Gallogray

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The smartest of all the people in the world but he dose not want to admit it and is probably an Asian in disguise but we all still want to kill him because he has an enormous bounty on his head ($1,000,000,000,000,001) because he owns gigachad corp and he know the secret to eternal life and can bend the four elements to his will even though he dose not have Abby abbs because he got them flabby flabs.

Person 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap I’m dead I see Enoch Gallogray in the distance.
Person 2. Well I gonna die either way

Enoch Gallogray by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 26, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

An absolutely ripped dude who is cracked at everything and is smart, having approx 999999999 iq

Oh look it’s Enoch Gallogray might as well give him everything I own

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Enoch Gallogray

Enoch Gallogray is flying gorilla and shrek’s son and is also known as eggnog and hotwok he is the best human being to ever live. He is cracked at everything and is just the best in general

Enoch Gallogray is just too good

Enoch Gallogray by Goat68 March 27, 2023

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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