Emotional Bone

Something Aaron develops when accused of being a Hufflepuff rather than a Gryffindor.

Aaron: Well, everyone knows I'm obviously a Gryffindor, and you... ::thinks::
The Domo: Pfft, yeah, whatever, you're totally a Hufflepuff.
Aaron: ::cries and storms off to the bathroom::
Allen: Aaron has an emotional bone.
Randy: ...And he needs to go to the bathroom to take care of it?

by The Domo February 25, 2005

Jump your emotional bone

Have sexual intercourse with someone’s emotions.
A sweet way of telling someone you like them.

“Hey Harry I want to get to know you and jump your emotional bones <3”

by Harrystyles’vodka November 10, 2021

emotional boner

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

by justthetipp June 4, 2011

Emotional Boner

noun- that feeling that you get when you are head over heels over someone. Or whenever you are emotionally charged usually involving a significant other.

I have so much chemistry with this boy and he knows where to touch me. He gives me an emotional boner.

by ivyspoison5 December 14, 2010

emotion boner

The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.

by Debater Guy December 3, 2013