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EmotiPwnt 

v.

An instance in Chatrooms and/or Instant Messages where a person has attempted to type an emoticon, but fails miserably due to misspelling, etc.

Most often, this instance takes place on deviantart's chat rooms, where many of the emoticons require colons (':') surrounding actual words.
**Person2 has joined

<Person1> Person2: :hesart:!!

<Person2> Person1: EmotiPwnt! ROFL
EmotiPwnt by Boxymoron2 November 17, 2005
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Emoticontage 

:-( - My in-laws are coming for dinner.
:-/ - Although, my sister in-law is quite cute.
:-) - And she is wearing that low-cut top.
:-D - Everything better than expected!

Emoticontage.
Emoticontage by Aviciouswind September 30, 2010
A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.
emoticunt by Eric Melech April 18, 2005

Emotiontute

The girls who say they are there for you when you break up with your girlfriend, but are really trying to have sex with you.
Tom: Hey man didn't you just break up with Sandra? How are you taking it?

John: It's cool man Sam,Tanya,and Gabby are trying to make me feel better. They all said I can call them anytime I need to and, they'll make me feel really good.

Tom: You know they're Emotiontutes right bro?
Emotiontute by Lifeafterwater June 29, 2010

emotiontidus 

Having a variety of emotions simotaneously
The feeling of emotiontidus is overwhelming
emotiontidus by bricey_poo November 15, 2009

Emotiowned 

A state where someone has manipulated someone's emotions against their will.
Bob 1: Hey, how's it going my Bobigger?!

Bob 2: *angry* You can't use that word, only us Bob Twos can use that word!

Bob 1: Stop with the drama already! You just got emotiowned!

emotipenis 

A textual representation of a penis added to the lexicon of "smiley" emoticons.
Look at my emotipenis!
8=====0
emotipenis by 435 July 28, 2008
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