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The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.
Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake
by Danholio October 06, 2006
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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