elon crust

Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.
Pray to Elon Crust as you inevitable death falls upon you.
by frankbeans January 02, 2020
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elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute
"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."
by stortankelitetbean November 09, 2021
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