Electronic Herpes

A computer virus, which no matter how many times you try deleting it with antivirus programs, keeps coming back.

Dude 1: Hey man, why weren't you at Meg's party last night?
Dude 2: Ahh man. I was stuck inside all night, man.
Dude 1: Why's that man?
Dude 2: Fucking Electronic Herpes man.
Dude 1: Ahh man... Shit.

by Iceman1993 March 2, 2015