Elastisack 

When the skin of a scrotum can be stretched to an extensive length, and most commonly used to wipe ones butthole.

Mara: Whats that hanging out of your gym shorts?
Will: Oh! thats my Elastisack, suck on it and make me a sandwich.

Elastisack by PhoenixHasBigDick May 12, 2011

Elastifact

Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

Elastifact by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

elastifacate 

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

elastifacate 

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

elastifacate by Nibbanab May 24, 2018