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A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.
Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.
by matemoscas October 04, 2016
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