A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 24, 2004
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