Has an average sized dick. With a middle name like this, his penis should have more attention than a paedophile in a playground. Used to streak butt naked in school changing rooms. Stopped a few years ago after a myth arose that it was green. Turns out it was 'green' because the guy who saw it was colour blind.
Guy 1: Some guy got his dick out in the changing rooms today
Guy 2: Was it green and average size?
Guy 1: Yeah. Good luck it was a male changing room or it would have got a lot of attention in a female one.
Guy 2: Sounds like an Egachan to me?
Guy 2: Was it green and average size?
Guy 1: Yeah. Good luck it was a male changing room or it would have got a lot of attention in a female one.
Guy 2: Sounds like an Egachan to me?
by YaBoiGoola June 7, 2016