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Edawg is a nickname for the OG Ethan. He is a man of many words and is often known for deep phrases. Such quotes include, "The best pants is no pants" and so on. Edawg is usually someone who is a baseball enthuasist. However, the noise caused by every dinger he hits is not even close to the loudness of his random moans. Rumour has it that Edawg's random moans cause even the most loyal women to turn on their husbands. Edawg's biggest weakness are Big Macs. Edawg can be manipulated to do anything if one of these are at stake. Moreover, he tends to jump off of large places without realizing the potential danger. All in all, Edawg is a great man at heart and a loyal/charming friend. Lastly, his star sign is often Capricorn which means his favourite day is Saturday and he is destined for greatness.
Person 1: I need someone to beat up Chad but no one will do it because he's a proffesional boxer and does Judo .
Person 2: Oh, just offer Edawg a Big Mac and Chad will be history.
3 Weeks Later
Person 1: Thanks, I listened to the advice man. Chad is still in intensive care in the hospital.
Edawg by Sheepherder37 August 1, 2018
Related Words

Eenawannadat

Can mean many things. It can be used as a "sucks to suck" statement or can be used as a "oh yeah it's lit" statement. There are many more ways to use it, but those are the most popular ways to use it.
1. Bob said "Well....eenawannadat"
2. Jim exclaimed joyfully "Eenawannadat, eenawannadat"
Eenawannadat by JakeTheGreat674 December 7, 2019
Anyone who stares at their computer screen unrelentingly for extended periods of time.
Dang Steve he's been on the computer for hours!
I know he's an Eedahn.
Eedahn by Barrowsboy July 30, 2011
Did you get your 'endaway' on the weekend Mr Mark Endicott?
Endaway by Fit Bosses October 20, 2008
One who enjoys farting in public then pointing to his dog.
Dude, thank god i just pulled an eedan, otherwise that chick would have totally walked away.
Not like she didn't anyways....
Eedan by Danielle Nelly April 17, 2008

EDAWKT Theorem 

Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, used popularly in math to show something trivial
Man#1: We know that by the EDAWKT Theorem, A^2+B^2=C^2

Man#2: Huh?

Man#1: It's the Even a Dumb Ass Would Know That Theorem, stupid
EDAWKT Theorem by EDAWKT March 4, 2011