Edward Penishands 

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

Edward Penishands by dedwyf March 5, 2013

Edward Penishands 

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

Edward Penishands by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

Edward Penis Hands by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006