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edmund kemper 

a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
edmund kemper by S C A R R E D January 15, 2021

Edmund Kemper 

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.
Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"
Edmund Kemper by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009
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