Eddo

The coolest guy around of course. If your not hanging with Eddo your not cool... and if your not cool you suck...and sucking .. sucks. So don't be a sucker.

If you were walking down the street with me and people saw you with me, they would think your cool.

Eddo by Eddo* October 14, 2004

eddo-ish 

adj.

Defining something as what eddo would do, say, or think.

1. "Wanna fight?"
" Yeah bring it on!"
"Go join the army!"
"Now that is soo eddo-ish".

2. You're walking down the street and see someone head banging to Metallica and Megadeth. Now that is eddo-ish.

eddo-ish by Amy April 25, 2005

eddorker 

An eddorker is a type of person that enjoys living on the waste of others. They have a particular passion for searching through rubbish bins as they like to dig dirt, but don't have the intelligence to use a shovel. A victim of the eddorker is said to have been eddorkered.

My rubbish is everywhere. I've been the victim of an eddorker!

eddorker by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

eddorkered 

The act of having your rubbish bin searched by an eddorker

My rubbish bin has been eddorkered.

eddorkered by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

Catherine Eddowes 

(April 14, 1842-September 30, 1888) The fourth recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Called "Kate" by her friends.

Born in Wolverhampton, Kate was one of twelve children and was raised between there and London. Intelligent and bubbly throughout her life, Kate, who was five-foot-two with hazel eyes and auburn hair, took up with ex-soldier Thomas Conway at age 21 and had three children with him (Annie, born 1865; George, born 1868; and Thomas, born 1873). Kate and Conway's marriage was common law and unstable to its end in 1881, due to Conway's violence and Kate's drinking; Conway took the boys and Kate left with Annie.
Soon after leaving Conway, Kate moved to Whitechapel and met John Kelly, with whom she would live until her death. She and John were apparently quite happy together and went together from dosshouse to dosshouse, with Kate occasionally prostituting herself to bring money. Annie, meanwhile, married and regularly moved around to avoid her mother's scrounging. Although Kate had helped Annie through her first pregnancy, Annie could not stand more drunken begging from her mother.

Catherine Eddowes spent September 29 trying to secure money, in the morning pawning a pair of John's work boots for food money. That afternoon, she set off to ask her daughter for money (unaware that Annie and her husband had moved again), reassuring John that she wouldn't meet the Ripper.
Kate never reached Annie, but somehow found some money, enough to become roaring drunk; she was found at 8:30 PM surrounded by a crowd in the middle of Aldgate High Street, giving them a drunken impersonation of a fire engine, after which she curled up on the pavement to sleep.

The police took an unwilling Kate to Bishopsgate Station, where she was locked in a cell to sleep off her stupor. At 12:15, she was heard singing softly in the cell and was judged sober enough. After a scolding about her drinking, Kate left the station at about 1 AM. Meanwhile, the body of Elizabeth Stride had just been found in Berner Street, a mile away.
At 1:30 AM, a police officer saw Kate in Mitre Square (in the City of London itself) speaking with a man; when he returned fifteen minutes later, he found Kate's mutilated body.
Her throat was cut, "V" shapes cut into her cheeks and pointing to her eyes, her eyelids split vertically, the end of her nose cut off, her right cheek gashed. Her skirts were hiked up to her belly and she'd been disemboweled, with her uterus and one kidney taken away.

Catherine Eddowes by Lorelili October 9, 2012

Eddowes Fact 

Where an all-round pointless virgin fuck of a JohnEddowes attempts to shove their inane point of view down your throat, whilst being utterly wrong in the process.

EDDOWES FACT 45: but you can't argue with the facts, "God" and Hollywood are Love's two biggest proponenets

EDDOWES FACT 97: <Ten98> all recorded music is worthless

EDDOWES FACT 69: <Ten98> it's simple physics <Ten98> the more attractive something is <Ten98> the stupider it is

Eddowes Fact by spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon October 10, 2004

eddot 

Hate towards people named Eddie

God I hate those stupid eddots

eddot by LuckyMp4 June 24, 2022