Ebbels
Anyone with this in their name (first,mid,last) is a sick c*nt. they are the descendant of a great hero name Herox Ebbelsio. They incorporate the traits of the hero, but not just some, all of them.
These characteristics are -
- an all round great person
- incredibly funny
- short
- skinny
- small muscle
- Fast reflexes
- general lack of in-depth knowledge
- opportunistic
- small genitals (for males, small penis. For females, small breasts)
- smooth, silky hair.
- good at most athletic activities.
These characteristics are -
- an all round great person
- incredibly funny
- short
- skinny
- small muscle
- Fast reflexes
- general lack of in-depth knowledge
- opportunistic
- small genitals (for males, small penis. For females, small breasts)
- smooth, silky hair.
- good at most athletic activities.
person 1 - "Did you hear about that Daniel kid?"
person 2 - "No, why?"
person 1 - "He's really good at everything, but he's small in every way. EVERY way."
person 2 - "Must be an Ebbels."
person 1 - "Agreed."
person 2 - "No, why?"
person 1 - "He's really good at everything, but he's small in every way. EVERY way."
person 2 - "Must be an Ebbels."
person 1 - "Agreed."
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