eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked : and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"

by schooolisoverrated March 13, 2009

eating pineapple

sticking your tongue in and out of a homosexual's belly button.

dude, are you eating pineapple?

yuh-huhhhh! he's yummy!

by whitegoldandie April 03, 2010

benefits of eating pineapple

makes your pussy taste good as fuck.

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

by your bitch :) April 26, 2018

boys that eat pineapples

1. a human of the male gender that consumes pineapples

2. why did you look this up it's pretty self-explanatory

Boy 1: "hey do you eat pineapples?"
Boy 2: "yea i'm one of the boys that eat pineapples."

by boy who eats pineapples April 27, 2021

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025