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East Utica

"Little Italy" of Utica, New York; large numbers of more recent Bosnian immigrants but still a heavily Italian presence. Home of "Tomato Pie," "Greens," "chicken riggies," and lots and lots of primered-out Monte Carlos and Camaros with Sicilian horns hanging from the mirrors. Like the rest of Utica, the East Side is becoming increasingly ghetto, but is still a good place to get good, cheap Italian food.
"Yo dawg, lets roll to East Utica, I gotta check out this Monte Carlo for sale up there and stop at that guido bakery to pick up some shit for my moms"
East Utica by Muscles Marinara September 26, 2009
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East Utica

Home To The Scum Of the already Scumy Utica. The Most likley place to get shot in central NY. Population includes Black people, Mexicans, Bosnians and Wiggers.
Jacob: Im Feeling black today lets go to East Utica.
Wise-ass White Kid: Jump For Me.
Jacob: Nevermind.....
East Utica by John Bizzie July 7, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026