Easian

East Asian - people from East Asia like Japan, China, Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Mongolia.

A: I met an Asian girl last night in the pub.
B: what kind of Asian?
A: Easian.
B: Just say Easian the first time for fuck's sake.

by O'driscoll on fire May 1, 2016

Easin

In Georgia, the word easin means sizing someone, or looking someone up and down.

Eh, as soon as I walked in the store that boy was easin me?

by Tia23 January 8, 2006

Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.

You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.

by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

Easland

Easland is a last name reserved for the most awesome people on the face of the planet. To be an Easland means you are loyal, almost to a fault & very protective of loved ones. You are brilliant & in general, give good advice. Most Easlands find "The One" later on in life, but when you do, that person will be cherished, spoiled & loved! If you are accepted into a "circle", consider yourself fortunate, because Easlands can be really choosy when it comes to their friends.

Hey, that Easland is so good to the one he/she is with!!
I wish an Easland would fall in love with me!!

by phoenix99 December 26, 2011

easington

Easington is a shithole and is full of some strange but some fit lads

“Hey are you down easington”

by Shardyyxo January 11, 2018

dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020