Early Doucet
1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.
Early Doucet by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011
Early Doucet
Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
Early Doucet by dubflakes April 16, 2011
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early doucet
Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals
2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.
3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
early doucet by IPUface November 13, 2011
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