To be fucked, literally or not. Coming from the non-swearing form of fucked. F'ed which translates into the word "eft"
Dude1: I drank 53 shots of Inferno Vodka last night.
Dude2: DUDE?!!
Dude1: My anus is eft today.
by Hurk June 28, 2006
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to be not quite depressed, yet not happy. Usually during a state of exhaustion when nothing interesting (good or bad) has happened, and the person in question is not sad nor happy over this state.
Grace was not happy. Nor was she sad. She was just "Eft"
by Poita June 19, 2005
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Verb; "Eating for taste"; the act of eating after one is already full, solely for the taste of the food which one eats.
I am so full from eating all of that food which I just ate. This cake sure looks good though. I am going to eft it.
by MIDWEST BIGOT September 21, 2015
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Another way to write "fucked up" to avoid online censor.
That is eft up.
by nelshane August 10, 2009
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A player of the MMO eve online that uses EFT(eve fitting tool) to make fits that even people with very why skill points couldnt fly. This person can not use that fit themselfs most of the time
Person1:Dude that a nice fit in local
Person2: Ignore the troll he is an eft warrior
by BDeal November 15, 2010
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This is when an animal (typically a cat) accidentally jumps on top of your device's keyboard (for better results use a PC instead of a laptop). However, this word can also be achieved by accidentally falling asleep at work and mashing your head against the keyboard (skip breakfast for best results). Order and number of letters are randomized each time, so #Keyboarddestroyers are exactly the same. In this case, the word is 3crb7int8qo4n temvgehgtrtf8me,vksvrectuikeovjukrr;fercpr'w,eft'rcm9refidrm8cn7ty5mvmfv,lt;ckorwv3/6;olrkike4tuhlijtiufiyerjhctyhjukewticrhycwu.
by Anonymus25 March 20, 2023
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Don't worry babe she's just my EFT.
by magicalslug March 14, 2023
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