Dzhakhar 

If you know a guy named Dzhakhar, there is a chance that he is a tall hot Russian dude with a gun kink. He loves big boys, even though he’s single, and loves peris, even though it’s not real. Be good to dzhakhar because he will make you miserable.

Damn look at Dzhakhars pet Dzhakhar, there are so many

Dzhakhar by Nox_in a box June 11, 2022

Dzhokhar 

Dzhokhar
Amazing, fun, smart, trill dude! He is always hilarious and cute! Usually Dzhokhars are strong like a lion! This person will be your friend forever so you should be his.

Friend: I miss dzhokhar!

Friend: me too he is so sweet!

Friend: let's go party!

Dzhokhar: sure baby letz go to NYC tho!

Dzhokhar: btw don't forget Nutella and my cat. K?

Dzhokhar by Supporterforever June 10, 2013

dzhokhar tsarnaev 

SUSPECT of the Boston Bombings.
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY <--- a phrase that a lot of idiots don't seem to be able to grasp.
Ran because he WITNESSED HIS BROTHER'S MURDER, ALSO WOULDNT YOU RUN WITH ALL THOSE FEDS CHASING YOU WITH GUNS?!
Currently being negatively judged by a load of idiots who decide to eat the media's shit instead of researching the facts of the case, and is most likely, being framed for a crime he and his brother did not commit. A nice boy, who had his whole future ahead of him.
Don't judge until you've researched the facts and the evidence. Or go sit in a corner and be an ignorant arse, your choice.

me: i dont think dzhokhar tsarnaev and his brother tamerlan committed the boston bombings
others: oh but cnn said theY DID.....you mUST BE terroRIST SYMPATHIZER....omg he muslim he russian he foREIGN HE MUST HAVE DONE IT
me: stfu go sit in a corner and check yourself

dzhokhar tsarnaev by chapplebapple May 2, 2013

dzhokharing 

The act of finding a boat that has a tarp on it and chilling in said boat for a lengthy duration of time.

"Have any idea what our buddy is doing right now?"

"Yeah, he's out at the marina dzhokharing right now."

dzhokharing by LoverOfLlamas April 20, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

A sick, twisted, foreign, son of a bitch that planted a bomb during a 2013 marathon that hurt and killed innocent Americans, then he ran like a pussy until he got caught by Americans.

(Americans lift a boat in random person's backyard and what do we find hiding like a coward... oh look, it's a piss pant punk ass bitch...)
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: "дерьмо" (ENGLISH translation: Shit)
Americans: fuck you, asshole, now you've got hell to pay!

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by chechnyan chort April 19, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" - bonus points if you know where my quote comes from-at the parking lot where he killed that MIT police officer.

Dude 1) Why do you want to kill Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by lupara blasts? Wouldn't that violate the 8th Amendment to The US Constitution against cruel and unusual punishment. Why not just have him machine gunned to death by firing squad and get it over with?

Dude 2) : lolz, you should listen to New York State Senator Gregory Ball. IHHO terrorists like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev don't deserve either Miranda Rights, let alone protection under the 8th Amendment, even if they are American citizens. IMHO after the lupara blasts, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev needs to be strung Mussolini-style on the electrical post nearest the actual finish line of the 2013 Boston Marathon in order to pay for his crimes against civilization.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not, under any circumstances deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is and an American citizen. He does indeed need to have his body torn apart by lupara blasts, and then strung Mussolini-style on a telegraph pole nearest the explosion at the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013