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Dyecunt

A teenage girl who thinks she's so punk because she changes the shitty 5 dollar dye in her hair every 2 weeks, typically listens to shitty screamo bands or bands she defines as metal when they're actually not
Look at that chick in the BVB T-shirt, total dyecunt
by Cunt McNugget December 28, 2014
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diecunt

Noun, (Dye-kunt) Tropical bird, Native much to the region of south Mexico. The cunt is very rare and hard to spot in it's surrounding environment.
"Do you wanna diecunt?"

"No seriously, I'll get cha one."
by corn slut November 27, 2011
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decuntify

1.ridding yourself of the cunt-ish behavior around you by leaving the area/person; 2.realizing you may be acting cunty and chilling yourself out.
i finally decided to decuntify myself and drop that bitch nikki.
by blytherina August 25, 2008
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Decunting

The act of removing a cunt from your facebook account.

People often go through their friend list periodically, removing people that they no longer have contact with. However, decunting is only done when a particular friend's updates and self-promotions become so annoying that you can no longer stand hearing about them. Decunting may take place after realising that a particular Facebook friend is homophobic, sexist or racist, judging by an offensive status they have just posted.
This is an example of decunting:

Status update: "James Brown hates fags". "James Brown loves Tony Abbott". "James Brown says "Australia, love it or leave it". "James Brown hates boat people".

I better decunt my Facebook by removing James Brown as my friend. I never realised what a horrible cunt he was until now.
by Lizzie Birdsworth November 11, 2011
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decunt

to remove the penis from the (someone's)vagina
this is a regular verb
a) Jeremy decunted and answered the phone.
b) I would never decunt Molly if I could remain there forever.
by Sérgio Roberto de Souza January 31, 2004
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Decuntalise

The act in which a person, or group of people invest energy towards trying to help a cunt be a normal and reasonable human being.
Okay guys, here's the thing - Tony has been a real cunt lately. I think we need to band together as a team and decuntalise him once and for all!
by Straight-Up April 14, 2017
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Decuntering

The act of spring cleaning ones social media to remove unwanted friends and contacts.

Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.
"Sorry I didn't reply earlier Patsy, I was busy decuntering LinkedIn and I'm back down to 400 contacts now."
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"
by CJ OMOS March 9, 2019
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