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DxHydra

xxxmasterofuxxx's bitch.
1.Master's bitch.

Example: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider who remarked that DxHydra was Miss Muffet and her tuffet was xxxmasterofuxxx, and in horror, ran away.

2. Prostitutes were never little Johnny's thing. He wanted to wait, like a good christian lad. But one day he was tricked into getting into the back of xxxmasterofuxxx's ice cream van and was raped for hours, after which Johnny firmly belived his name was DxHydra and that he was, indeed, master's bitch.

3. If DxHydra were a cat, xxxmasterofuxxx would be the 31 year old virgin living in his mother's basement who fucks it during his breaks from WoW.

4. Dx + Hydra = master's bitch
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dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.
Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.
by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009
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Dehydrated Dog

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
by ddog6969 August 30, 2009
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dehydrated

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you
(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!
by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011
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Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water
Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die
by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020
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dehydrated water

Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”
by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019
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Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
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