Dwarf Toss 

A short distance.

Similar to "A Stones throw"

She lives a Dwarf Toss away.

OR

"I gave her the beef slider and went to the pub which was a dwaf toss from her place"

inspiration
"I do the dirty with her and just toss her back"
- DBS

Dwarf Toss by Remote44 June 20, 2011

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

dwarf tosser by trotscrot July 1, 2008

dwarf tossing 

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

dwarf tossing by lifefornow May 16, 2006

Dwarf Tossing Nigga 

The tossing of a dwarf or dwarf like species done by an Afro-American Man/Women

Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs

Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga

Dwarf Tossing Nigga by Jerome mcgroover March 27, 2012

Tossing a Dwarf 

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

Tossing a Dwarf by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

tossing the dwarf 

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

tossing the dwarf by Edge January 2, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019