Dwarf Toss

A short distance.

Similar to "A Stones throw"

She lives a Dwarf Toss away.

OR

"I gave her the beef slider and went to the pub which was a dwaf toss from her place"

inspiration
"I do the dirty with her and just toss her back"
- DBS

by Remote44 June 20, 2011

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

by lifefornow May 16, 2006

Dwarf Tossing Nigga

The tossing of a dwarf or dwarf like species done by an Afro-American Man/Women

Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs

Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga

by Jerome mcgroover March 27, 2012

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 2, 2004