Dutch Toast
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
Dutch Toast by anthony queso June 2, 2022
dutch toaster oven
to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
dutch toaster oven by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012
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Dutch Toaster Oven
Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Dutch Toaster Oven by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008
dutch toaster
Similar to the "Dutch oven" but insted of forcing someones head under the blankets, you trick them into putting their head under the sheets of there own accord while letting go a fart at the same time.
dutch toaster by MacDaddymike November 29, 2011
Dutch Toaster
Dutch Toaster by N8tertot October 13, 2020
dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster
George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
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