Dusty Semen 

When you stuff some cocaine up your dick hole before receiving a blowjob, so when you ejaculate, your semen will mix with the cocaine and make your partner high as you orgasm.

Bryan fed me some dusty semen this morning, but since I had a severe seizure afterwards, I don't get to remember that lovely experience.

Dusty Semen by DVJ December 12, 2012

Semen Dust

Semen Dust (noun)
Pronounced: SEE-men dust
Category: Extremely questionable household substance, mythical irritant, and the reason your air purifier suddenly “gave up.”
Definition:
A completely fictional, absurd particulate matter said to form when… well… let’s just say certain biological ambitions dry out and decide to become airborne like they’ve got somewhere important to be. Often described as the “glitter of bad decisions,” semen dust is rumored to float invisibly through the air, clinging to surfaces, dignity, and occasionally the soul.
Scientists (the ones who were immediately fired) have theorized that semen dust behaves similarly to pollen—except instead of causing seasonal allergies, it causes seasonal regret. It is said to accumulate in poorly ventilated spaces, bachelor apartments, and anywhere someone has said the phrase, “I’ll clean it later.”
Common Signs You’ve Encountered Semen Dust
A mysterious urge to open a window and rethink your life choices
Your furniture judging you
A faint whisper in the air that just says, “bro…”
Your dog refusing to make eye contact

Roger is in the hospital... he inhaled Semen Dust and got a lung infection, sinus infection and almost died.

Semen Dust by Ryan Danger April 21, 2026

Semen Dust

Semen Dust (noun)
Pronounced: SEE-men dust
Category: Extremely questionable household substance, mythical irritant, and the reason your air purifier suddenly “gave up.”
Definition:
A completely fictional, absurd particulate matter said to form when… well… let’s just say certain biological ambitions dry out and decide to become airborne like they’ve got somewhere important to be. Often described as the “glitter of bad decisions,” semen dust is rumored to float invisibly through the air, clinging to surfaces, dignity, and occasionally the soul.
Scientists (the ones who were immediately fired) have theorized that semen dust behaves similarly to pollen—except instead of causing seasonal allergies, it causes seasonal regret. It is said to accumulate in poorly ventilated spaces, bachelor apartments, and anywhere someone has said the phrase, “I’ll clean it later.”
Common Signs You’ve Encountered Semen Dust
A mysterious urge to open a window and rethink your life choices
Your furniture judging you
A faint whisper in the air that just says, “bro…”
Your dog refusing to make eye contact

Roger is in the hospital... he inhaled Semen Dust and got a lung infection, sinus infection and almost died.

Semen Dust by Ryan Danger April 21, 2026