Dustin Rose

The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.

An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.

Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011

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Dustin Rose

Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!

I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!

Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!

Dustin Rose by Alf-Hater February 11, 2005

Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

Dusting the Rose by TRIMROOM March 19, 2014

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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