Dustin Rose

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The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.

An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.

Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011

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Dustin Rose

Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!

I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!

Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!

Dustin Rose by Alf-Hater February 11, 2005

Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

Dusting the Rose by TRIMROOM March 19, 2014

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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