Dustin Rose

The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.

An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.

Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011

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Dustin Rose

Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!

I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!

Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!

Dustin Rose by Alf-Hater February 11, 2005

Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

Dusting the Rose by TRIMROOM March 19, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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