Dustin Rose

The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.

An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.

Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011

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Dustin Rose

Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!

I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!

Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!

Dustin Rose by Alf-Hater February 11, 2005

Dusting the Rose

Doing bumps of cocaine off your partner's asshole.

"Where the hell did Bigglesby disappear to?"

"Aw hell, he's probably in the bedroom dusting the rose."

Dusting the Rose by TRIMROOM March 19, 2014

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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