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Dumblewhore 

A particularly old man with an unquenchable thirst for bitches
:Did you see that geezer on the beach with the speedo?
:Oh ya, that dumblewhore was getting some bids
Dumblewhore by Axlle Spy June 2, 2011
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Dumblewhore 

Basically another name for Albus Dumbledore, the iconic headmaster of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
This name is given due to his sassy, iconic and bad ass qualities and his weakness for fuckbois and bad taste in men.
Minerva: It’s such a shame, Gellert broke Albus’ heart!
Severus: Dumblewhore? Well I’m not surprised.
Minerva: Ikr, our queen deserves better.
Dumblewhore by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022

dumblewhore 

To be Harry Potter and allow yourself to be fornicated by your superior wizard once a week.
Man, you just got dumblewhored.
dumblewhore by Mattrickulated January 9, 2008

Dumblewhore 

A fluzzie, preferably female who loves anything and everything Harry Potter related.
Did you hear about what amanda did after she saw HP7?
Yea dude, she's such a Dumblewhore
Dumblewhore by gorbachev93 July 28, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026