A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.
Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.
Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.
Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!
by Notahippie July 4, 2017