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(noun) A person that listens to Dubstep and is a cunt about it. They reject all other genres, and resent people introducing them to the latest "tune", and will claim that its either "old" or that they have already heard it.
Most of the time they only listen to Dubstep in order to follow the trend but at the same time be different and edgy.

Will listen to the first track that pops up on a youtube search of "dubstep", and will proceed to post a link labelled "massive choooon" of said track.

It is inevitable that when a Dubcunt listens to songs on youtube, that they will leave a "this is dirtier than (something sordid)!!!!!!" type comment, in order to obtain likes from fellow Dubcunts.

Dubcunts may listen to some decent people, but are generally limited to commercial Dubstep like Magnetic Man, Skrillex, and some Chase & Status.
Things a Dubcunt would say:

This is dirtier than a horse shagging a yorkshire terrier in a public swimming pool full of dead toddlers

The dubstep remix is better.

Yeah I heard that ages ago, this is better (provides link to shit song)

I heard a new song last night, you probably wouldn't like it it's pretty heavy.

I was up all night just skanking to dubstep lol.
Dubcunt by detelas May 16, 2011
Words you can keep
A term of derision (or endearment) formed by joining the word "dumb" and the word "cunt" into a descriptive noun. The term is NOT gender specific, although it is most commonly directed at males, by other males (esp. in Australia).
So then I asked specifically for "nothing else but a single Big Mac, please", and then this dumbcunt asks me if I wanted "just the burger, or the meal deal". What a douche.

Pass me another beer ya dumbcunt!
dumbcunt by shithey November 4, 2008

Dirty Dumbcunt

To be put down in an offensive manor worse than that of a cunt. More stupid than a donkey or a suit wearing to summadayze cronnie. And as pungent as the worse case of toe rott from the west african region of Tunisia. To be known as a Dirty Dumbcunt would be an insault worthy of the lowest of scumbags in the dirtiest of company. Or Hawthorne suporters.
"Jimmy your mums on the phone you Dirty DumbCunt"
Dirty Dumbcunt by Mikes goats cheese February 15, 2006

dumbcuntery

The practice of saying or doing things that resemble a "dumb cunt." Dumbcuntery is often used to describe people who respond to Twitter trend topics with extremely bad grammar, as well as people who play games such as Farmville and Mafia Wars on MySpace and Facebook, although, dumbcuntery can be far-reaching and not limited to such idiotic practices. While it has not been scientifically proven, many renowned experts argue that its origins can be traced back to reality TV shows such as The Real World and The Jerry Springer Show.
I have never seen such mass dumbcuntery in my life as I have in this episode of Jersey Shore.
dumbcuntery by carry_the_zero February 11, 2010

dumbcuntoligist 

being the biggest dumb cunt. A teacher that should be a student.
that chick I work with has no idea what's going on but she keeps telling me what to do, she's a dumbcuntoligist
dumbcuntoligist by big_al_playa September 25, 2007
A dumb girl who is acting like a cunt
Your such a dumbcunt bitch.
dumbcunt by D-BLOCK4195 November 25, 2007

dumbcuntoligist 

The ultimate Dumb Cunt see dumb cunt. A teacher that is dumber than his students, but thinks he knows everything, also applies to Co-workers, boss's etc.
1.. That teacher is the biggest dumbcuntoligist that I've ever had.

2.. Hey Brian, " that chick we work with is a dumbcuntoligist!"

3.. Hey Brian, " I think our boss is a dumbcuntoligist"
dumbcuntoligist by big_al_playa September 13, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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