Dry Creek 

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

Dry Creek by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

dry creek dolores 

A post-menopausal lesbian.

How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?

dry creek dolores by Mean Rodney September 11, 2011

Dry Cheeks

Getting absolutely fucked over or taken advantage of in a deal, job, or situation with zero mercy, zero preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "dry" emphasizes that there was no easing into it — no lube, no warning, no grace period. Straight raw consequences.

“I told him I needed the boat rigged by Friday… ended up with dry cheeks for $2,800.”
“Never quote a price before doing a full inspection on an old RV. You’ll catch dry cheeks real quick.”

Dry Cheeks by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026

keep my cheeks dry 

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

keep my cheeks dry by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013

my ass cheeks are dry 

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

my ass cheeks are dry by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

DryCreek 

A fat, toothless, jobless, narcissistic sociopath, who gets on internet to chase clout, question actual cancer patients, and lie for money. Often found in the DM's of other men who aren't her husband, begging for money, and sending pictures with so many filters, she could be a cigarette.

Did DryCreek actually had the nerve to question your cancer diagnosis?

DryCreek by Kammie Victoria December 2, 2022