Dry Box 

This disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey dick. It can strike at any time. It doesn't matter whether you have been drinking, doin X, smokin gange, or huffin paint... This happens when the vagina refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. It's frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is KY... REMEBER KY!!!

"Damn, that bitch had some ser DRY BOX, like... my penis is shedding"

Dry Box by Weekendwr1 February 28, 2009

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

dry smash her shit box by Kieran King January 8, 2009

dry boxing 

Verb: Sleeping with a very old woman.

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's mom."
"Yeah. I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her old snatch."

"Dude, I heard you slept with Stifler's 60 year old mom."
"Yeah, I didnt have any lube so I was dry boxing her all night."

dry boxing by Jose B. February 12, 2015

Drybox 

A woman, usually of older age, who has a vagina lacking in lubrication.

Tim: "hey dad, my new landlord is pretty hot for age fifty nine."
Dad: (drags cigarette) "...she's a Drybox."

Drybox by Professor Precious March 27, 2015